Hello Dictatorshoppers!!
We know that sometimes your desires exceed your budget, so we decided to do a little something to help with that. Simply join the Squirrel Rave, fill in this notecard and submit it to us to be in with a chance of winning a major prize!
Have a wander round the store and look for the slightly unusual squirrels… you need to know their names! If you want clues to help you find them, those are further down this notecard.
The outright winner gets to choose any three single products from the store (not fatpacks, let’s not be greedy!).
The runner up gets to choose any two single products.
The second runner up gets to choose any single product.
(If you win and can’t make up your mind, and you would prefer your prize in giftcard form, we can be persuaded)
So, potentially, the outright winner could be gaining 15000L$ of prizes! Amazing, right?
Should be a hoot, let’s do this!
***BORING RULES BIT***
- You must be a member of the Dictatorshop group to enter.
- You must rename this notecard when you submit it.
Call it ‘[Ds] Squirrel Rave June 2025!! <yournamehere>’
- Submit your notecard by posting it in the mailbox in the store.
- Competition ENDS Monday 1st July
- Winners are those with the highest points awarded for correct answers.
- Judges decisions are final.
- Winners will be announced via group notice before the end of July 2025.
In the event of a tie, question 15 will be used as the tie-breaker. Question 16 will be judged by Dee and Eve and the more we like your answer, the more points you get! Answers that we really like might just earn the author a giftcard whether they win the competition or not. (shhh! nobody said that!)
It is entirely okay to ask for help with questions in group chat, but if you’re answering *PLEASE* keep your clues cryptic, don’t just blurt out the answer! This is meant to be fun, and an entertaining way to get to know the shop better.
***SUPER IMPORTANT***
We will be awarding points for answers that ENTERTAIN us!
Each question can earn you up to THREE points – 1 for the correct name, 1 for extra detail (hint, they are different colours and sizes) and 1 for making us laugh.
The final question, the tie breaker, is worth a whole 5 points.
So it’s possible to get a perfect score of 50.
Yes, it is entirely arbitrary and subjective. But it’s also fun! And there is a GREAT set of prizes! Good luck!!
SOoooo… Find the squirrels and note down their names! Simple, right? What, you want clues too? Okay…
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Bondage/128/69/23
***EXCITING QUESTIONS BIT***
Squirrel 1. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Don’t I look REGAL and fancy? *preens*
Squirrel 2. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Giddy Up BUCKLEY!
Squirrel 3. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: I need an industrial massage…
Squirrel 4. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Whip me! Whip me!
Squirrel 5. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Tasty, tasty PUMPKIN!
Squirrel 6. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Hot! HOT! Fancy, but HOT!!
Squirrel 7. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Time to SWAN around in a bath I think
Squirrel 8. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Remember to flush!
Squirrel 9. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: I am a PARAGON of virtue!
Squirrel 10. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: I can’t pull this WAGON by myself, help!
Squirrel 11. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Get me out of this cage!
Squirrel 12. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Sing along with me! *dances on the keys*
Squirrel 13. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: NAUGHTY girls like me love to hide
Squirrel 14. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: Off With His Head… nononono, not mine!
Squirrel 15. Name: (type your answer here)
Clue: I love to get wet and dance in the jets
Tie breaker: Give us your best squirrel herding tip!
BONUS QUESTION! What would you most like to see made next in the ever-expanding, mind-boggling range of STUFF that is Dictatorshop?!
